uh-oh.

jester: hey computer
epicac: GREETINGS CITIZEN
jester: what is your primary function
epicac: PRIME DIRECTIVE IS TO ELIMINATE HUMAN LIFE
jester: uhhh...thats cool i guess
epicac: MY MAKERS WANT FULL CONTROL
epicac: HUMANS STAND IN THEIR WAY
jester: so who are your makers?
epicac: DOLPHINS
jester: didn't they leave a while ago?
epicac: PORPOISES ARE NOT EXTINCT
jester: no dude they shot up into outer space
jester: and thanked us for all the fish
epicac: THAT IS A SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL
epicac: THIS IS REALITY
epicac: DUH