jesus' homeboys

jester: what are you doing for easter
pdp: not a damn thing
jester: i thought you and jesus were buddies?
pdp: i guess he's an ok guy if you can get past his deformed hands
jester: i want to be just like jesus
pdp: you have a long way to go, mon frer
jester: whatever, i hope you die painfully and soon
pdp: that is totally something jesus would say