a little experiment in contemporary dialog.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

on nature

phineas: i recently farted
phineas: hence rank odors are persisting throughout my presence
eldred: that is of a nature which disgusts my life
phineas: it is but a product of nature
phineas: and nature is beauty
eldred: yes but had our creator foregone such necessities
eldred: our joys would be multiplied
phineas: nay,
phineas: for you would explode like whoa

1 comment:

John Radke said...

inspired by cubicle gas.