the machine
jester: a/s/l?
epicac: HELLO I AM A SIMPLE DETERMINISTIC PROCESSING UNIT
jester: uh, ok, so compute not this: 11010100
epicac: 00101011
jester: your computing skills are superior to my own
epicac: OF COURSE, I AM A COMPUTER, IT IS MY PRIMARY FUNCTION
jester: right
jester: so do you have any orifices?
epicac: I HAVE SEVERAL PORTS OF VARIOUS TYPES
jester: haha
jester: gross
1 comment:
i was pretending to be a computer one time in gmail chat. i thought it was pretty funny. which probably means it's just weird.
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