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And it will be updated daily, so help me Euler.

Cubicle rage.

jester: you know what's annoying
jester: when somebody sends an email
jester: then stops by and says "did you get my e-mail"?
jester: YES I GOT YOUR EMAIL UNLESS SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THE INTERNET
jester: WHY DID YOU SEND E-MAIL IF YOU WERE GOING TO STOP OVER ANYWAY
pdp: social connections have no meaning anymore
pdp: the world is ending
jester: indeed
jester: i'll put on my helmet

cubism

jester: cubism is the worst kind of art in the world ever
pdp: that is open to interpretation
jester: no it's reality
jester: it is truth
pdp: reality & truth are open to interpretation
jester: IF I KICK YOU IN THE BALLS IT WILL HURT
jester: THAT IS REALITY
jester: INTERPRET THAT

Argument From Insistence

jester: jesus saves
pdp: you are so christly!
jester: no shit
jester: i am the christliest
pdp: um well now you are a hypocrite
jester: i will fucking kill you if you don't say i am christly again
pdp: hmmm
jester: say that i am humble
jester: TELL ME I'M HUMBLE

victorian cybersex

phineas: i am removing my cummerbund
chastity: my petticoat is unbuttoned
phineas: my trousers are down as well
phineas: may i penetrate, madam?
chastity: granted, my good sir
phineas: let it be so
chastity: very good then
chastity: increase your rate of thrust, if you please
phineas: my pleasure
chastity: well done
phineas: now then, i've nearly reached climax....
chastity: lovely, my darling
phineas: oh dear me
phineas: it seems i can't quite reach completion
chastity: ho-hum, 'tis a quandary
chastity: let's try these nipple clamps

escar-what?

pdp: have you ever had escargot?
jester: no
jester: but i made love to a snail once
pdp: awesome
jester: god rest her soul

on nature

phineas: i recently farted
phineas: hence rank odors are persisting throughout my presence
eldred: that is of a nature which disgusts my life
phineas: it is but a product of nature
phineas: and nature is beauty
eldred: yes but had our creator foregone such necessities
eldred: our joys would be multiplied
phineas: nay,
phineas: for you would explode like whoa