tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53093441042966703772011-07-30T14:09:04.744-05:00a little experiment in contemporary dialog.Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.comBlogger201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-60688563640749026772010-02-04T15:03:00.003-06:002010-02-04T15:04:25.350-06:00<div>I haven't forgotten about this idea!</div><div><br /></div>I'm moving this whole thing over here:<div><a href="http://chatlog.posterous.com">http://chatlog.posterous.com</a></div><div><br /></div><div>And it will be updated daily, so help me Euler.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-6068856364074902677?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-58769416076611194382008-08-05T10:30:00.013-05:002008-08-05T10:38:20.079-05:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="ej8B8e" dir="ltr">jester: </span><span dir="ltr" id=":fr">you know what's annoying<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="ej8B8e" dir="ltr">jester: </span>when somebody sends an email<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="ej8B8e" dir="ltr">jester: </span>then stops by and says "did you get my e-mail"?<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="ej8B8e" dir="ltr">jester: </span>YES I GOT YOUR EMAIL UNLESS SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THE INTERNET<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="ej8B8e" dir="ltr">jester: </span>WHY DID YOU SEND E-MAIL IF YOU WERE GOING TO STOP OVER ANYWAY<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" class="ej8B8e" dir="ltr">pdp: </span><span dir="ltr" id=":fm">social connections have no meaning anymore<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" class="ej8B8e" dir="ltr">pdp: </span>the world is ending<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="ej8B8e" dir="ltr">jester: </span><span dir="ltr" id=":fk">indeed<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="ej8B8e" dir="ltr">jester: </span>i'll put on my helmet<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-5876941607661119438?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-3331968417325993592008-01-30T10:38:00.000-06:002008-01-30T10:38:30.404-06:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>cubism is the worst kind of art in the world ever<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp:</span> that is open to interpretation<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>no it's reality<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>it is truth<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp:</span> reality &amp; truth are open to interpretation<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>IF I KICK YOU IN THE BALLS IT WILL HURT<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>THAT IS REALITY<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>INTERPRET THAT<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-333196841732599359?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-66868550069790502012008-01-28T09:49:00.000-06:002008-01-28T09:53:29.283-06:00<span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">jester: </span>jesus saves<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>you are so christly!<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">jester: </span>no shit<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">jester: </span>i am the christliest<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>um well now you are a hypocrite<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">jester: </span>i will fucking kill you if you don't say i am christly again<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>hmmm<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">jester: </span>say that i am humble<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">jester: </span>TELL ME I'M HUMBLE<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-6686855006979050201?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-34594198124631150492007-09-24T11:20:00.000-05:002007-09-24T11:20:41.009-05:00<span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:georgia;" >phineas:</span> i am removing my cummerbund<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">chastity:</span> my petticoat is unbuttoned<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">phineas:</span> my trousers are down as well<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">phineas:</span> may i penetrate, madam?<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">chastity:</span> granted, my good sir<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">phineas:</span> let it be so<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">chastity:</span> very good then<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">chastity:</span> increase your rate of thrust, if you please<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">phineas:</span> my pleasure<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">chastity: </span>well done<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">phineas:</span> now then, i've nearly reached climax....<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">chastity:</span> lovely, my darling<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">phineas:</span> oh dear me<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">phineas:</span> it seems i can't quite reach completion<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">chastity:</span> ho-hum, 'tis a quandary<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">chastity:</span> let's try these nipple clamps<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-3459419812463115049?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-31294443755859459622007-09-13T10:26:00.000-05:002007-09-13T10:28:20.543-05:00<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>have you ever had escargot?<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>no<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>but i made love to a snail once<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>awesome<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>god rest her soul<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-3129444375585945962?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-35677444072092897022007-06-12T11:58:00.001-05:002007-06-12T12:05:23.274-05:00<span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">phineas</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">: </span>i recently farted<br /><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">phineas</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">: </span>hence rank odors are persisting throughout my presence<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">eldred: </span>that is of a nature which disgusts my life<br /><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">phineas</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">: </span>it is but a product of nature<br /><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">phineas</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">: </span>and nature is beauty<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">eldred: </span>yes but had our creator foregone such necessities<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">eldred: </span>our joys would be multiplied<br /><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">phineas</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">: </span>nay,<br /><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">phineas</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">: </span>for you would explode like whoa<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-3567744407209289702?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-47354540545424371802007-06-11T10:42:00.000-05:002007-06-12T12:09:04.553-05:00<span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">grldcheese:</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> </span>hello roommate<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">grldcheese:</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> </span>i'm working tonight so i won't be back till later<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester:</span> good<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester:</span> i don't want to see your dumb face with your dumb hair<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">grldcheese:</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> </span>you like my hair, according to my g/f<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester:</span> i just like to smell it<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-4735454054542437180?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-29576093817716073782007-05-24T12:12:00.000-05:002007-05-24T12:14:19.433-05:00<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp:</span> hey you<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>what is the meaning of this outburst<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>love<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>heavenly<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-2957609381771607378?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-67346733300941216782007-04-30T09:16:00.000-05:002007-06-12T12:10:04.572-05:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>hey computer<br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">epicac: </span>GREETINGS CITIZEN<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>what is your primary function<br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">epicac: </span>PRIME DIRECTIVE IS TO ELIMINATE HUMAN LIFE<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>uhhh...thats cool i guess<br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">epicac: </span>MY MAKERS WANT FULL CONTROL<br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">epicac: </span>HUMANS STAND IN THEIR WAY<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>so who are your makers?<br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">epicac: </span>DOLPHINS<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>didn't they leave a while ago?<br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">epicac: </span>PORPOISES ARE NOT EXTINCT<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>no dude they shot up into outer space<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>and thanked us for all the fish<br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">epicac: </span>THAT IS A SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL<br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">epicac: </span>THIS IS REALITY<br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">epicac: </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"></span>DUH<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-6734673330094121678?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-90312487682907996162007-04-27T09:16:00.000-05:002007-04-27T09:16:03.391-05:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>what is 45 lbs in kg?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>dude i don't know<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>use google<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>hasn't the internet taught you anything?<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>yeah i guess<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>that humanity is a cesspool of insecure fools<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>an astute observation<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>also it taught me to masturbate left-handed<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-9031248768290799616?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-80596614166262103132007-04-26T09:51:00.000-05:002007-04-26T09:52:25.584-05:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>fuckity balls ass<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>shit whore<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>cockity nut slut<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>scrotal hematoma<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>WALRUS<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>you suck at this<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-8059661416626210313?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-61022465624393369472007-04-25T08:55:00.000-05:002007-06-12T12:10:22.124-05:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">jester: <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">a/s/l?<br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">epicac: </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">HELLO </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">I AM A SIMPLE DETERMINISTIC PROCESSING UNIT<br /></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">jester: <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">uh, ok, so compute not this: 11010100</span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><br /></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">epicac: </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">00101011<br /></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">jester: <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">your computing skills are superior to my own<br /></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">epicac: </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">OF COURSE, I AM A COMPUTER, IT IS MY PRIMARY FUNCTION<br /></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">jester: <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">right<br /></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">jester: <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">so do you have any orifices?<br /></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">epicac: </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">I HAVE SEVERAL PORTS OF VARIOUS TYPES<br /></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">jester: </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">haha<br /></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">jester: </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">gross</span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-6102246562439336947?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-8380859097787261792007-04-24T12:09:00.000-05:002007-04-25T12:10:00.038-05:00<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp:</span> dumbo was fat and dumb like all elephants<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">jester:</span> dude at least dumbo was not female<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp:</span> yeah that would suck<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">jester:</span> since chicks have small lungs and chatty brains<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp:</span> also they have periods<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">jester:</span> I KNOW WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp:</span> those are not cool<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">jester:</span> i have a good idea, let's all bleed regularly<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp:</span> haha i know right<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-838085909778726179?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-57585943857809928232007-04-23T09:36:00.000-05:002007-04-23T09:36:45.666-05:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>so can you be killed?<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>because i am willing and able<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>no<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>i am from the planet krypton<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>so you are much too feeble<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>what if i have kryptonite nunchuks?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>hmmm<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>i doubt those would have any effect<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>what if i shove them up your ass?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-5758594385780992823?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-77865161883113463182007-04-20T08:30:00.000-05:002007-06-12T12:11:46.392-05:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>dude, what is that noise<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>how should i know<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span>i'm like two states away<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>oh shit<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>my nose is whistling<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>so pick it<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>i think i need to trim my nose hairs<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-7786516188311346318?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-61734363550265021722007-04-19T09:25:00.000-05:002007-04-19T09:28:01.717-05:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>dude my new coffeemaker is, like, smarter than i am<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>well a mound of dirt with some shit in it is smarter than you are<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>interesting viewpoint<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>however, i would counter-argue that i am smarter because i can move<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>and as such i could totally whoop that mound's ass<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>a cogent rebuttal sir<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>however the shit-mound smells nicer than you<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>ergo you suck more<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>ah, but you are constructing a straw man argument<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>for the issue at hand is not odor but intelligence<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>this is a logical fallacy and therefore you lose by default<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>shit<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>i guess that's true<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>aha you are vanquished!<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>or maybe i am<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>i forget which way vanquishing goes<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-6173436355026502172?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-68499757139463549582007-04-18T09:07:00.000-05:002007-04-18T09:07:21.412-05:00<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>i heard you got promoted<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>yeah, now i'm a software ENGINEER<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>what does that mean, you drive a train now?<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>nothing really<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>more money i guess<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>awesome<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>and i think i get a whistle<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>oh NICE<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>plus i think i get to punch the interns or something<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-6849975713946354958?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-86419974620796697142007-04-17T01:27:00.000-05:002007-04-17T09:30:17.108-05:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>what are you doing for easter<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>not a damn thing<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>i thought you and jesus were buddies?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>i guess he's an ok guy if you can get past his deformed hands<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>i want to be just like jesus<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>you have a long way to go, <span style="font-style: italic;">mon frer</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester: </span>whatever, i hope you die painfully and soon<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp: </span>that is totally something jesus would say<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-8641997462079669714?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5309344104296670377.post-55764933985100521842007-04-16T19:25:00.000-05:002007-04-19T15:32:06.014-05:00<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp:</span> what'd you do last night<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester:</span> had yoga class, then just watched TV<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp:</span> cool<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester:</span> and slayed a hedgehog<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pdp:</span> what the hell does that mean<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">jester:</span> it means i killed a fucking rodent with my gat<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5309344104296670377-5576493398510052184?l=moronschatting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09020338195339843937noreply@blogger.com1